Sorry for my delay in posting the second part....short work week, really short weekend. But, I'm back!
Stories:
We saw a "Variety Show" on Saturday night. I put it in quotes because it may have been the weirdest thing I have ever seen. The was a melody of different songs and the entertainment crew danced around in costume and pretended to know the words to the songs. I have no words for these costumes. They were SO bad.
Stevie Wonder song: he has the hair, wearing a Santa Claus outfit, and has Eeyore on a leash. Eeyore walked around him and lifted his leg to pee and then humped his leg. No words here.
Elmo, dancing around.
I think this was a Grease medley. 
This guy kept singing and grabbing his crotch and butt. The crowd (all but us) loved it.
Guy dressed in drag, with a fake dog on a leash.We also had some great people watching at the pool. There were some drunk people...not including us, of course. We saw a girl bust her butt as she tried to put on her flip flops. Her husband helped her up and then she did a face plant into the chair. She then laid on the lounge chair for a bit and then the dreaded leaning over to the side. Out came all the liquor she consumed. The husband was quite the helper with trying to clean her up. There was some negotiating on whether she would get up and go to the room. He finally got her up and walking.
There was another lady that threw up on herself and her wonderful friends rinsed her off in the outdoor shower and then put on her lounge chair and went back to their sunbathing. Great friends, huh? Didn't even take her up to the room. After a few hours, she got up and stumbled over to them and laid down in the pool lounger. We were freaked..thinking she was going to vomit in the pool. Julie and Elizabeth went over to the sober "friend" and volunteered to help get her to the room. Said friend was like "No, she doesn't want to go." I don't think she should have much of a choice, do you? After some major complaining by everyone in the pool, security brought a wheelchair and took her up to her room. They had to hold her head up because she couldn't do it herself. Seriously? That is terrible!
Let' see...other fun things:
The bathtubs in the rooms were oddly shaped. The base of the tub wasn't flat and it was hard to stand upright and balance. Imagine trying to do that after quite a few drinks? Enter Elizabeth. Julie and I were hanging out watching tv while E was in the shower. We hear a little slip then BOOM...we immediately took at each other and start laughing hysterically. I go into the bathroom and make sure E's okay. I can't even get the words out because I'm laughing so hard. E ripped half the shower curtain down in her attempt to stay upright. She had quite the bruise on her derriere from that one.
We went to the sports bar one night to watch the Cowboys game. We also brought along SkipBo cards. We played an innocent game and then decided to play partners. Julie and Barbie were one team and Elizabeth and I were the other. If you hadn't guessed, I'm a tad competitive. Elizabeth had played the game exactly one time prior to our partner game and she should have never been my partner. Poor girl. I may have said, "I will kill you." and "I'm going to punch you in the face." during the game to poor E. It was all meant in jest, I swear! I love Bert and would never harm her...intentionally.
I know I am forgetting some great stories, so I expect the group to post them in the comments.
In conclusion, I had a fabulous time with my girls and we're already planning our next trip!
There was another lady that threw up on herself and her wonderful friends rinsed her off in the outdoor shower and then put on her lounge chair and went back to their sunbathing. Great friends, huh? Didn't even take her up to the room. After a few hours, she got up and stumbled over to them and laid down in the pool lounger. We were freaked..thinking she was going to vomit in the pool. Julie and Elizabeth went over to the sober "friend" and volunteered to help get her to the room. Said friend was like "No, she doesn't want to go." I don't think she should have much of a choice, do you? After some major complaining by everyone in the pool, security brought a wheelchair and took her up to her room. They had to hold her head up because she couldn't do it herself. Seriously? That is terrible!
Let' see...other fun things:
The bathtubs in the rooms were oddly shaped. The base of the tub wasn't flat and it was hard to stand upright and balance. Imagine trying to do that after quite a few drinks? Enter Elizabeth. Julie and I were hanging out watching tv while E was in the shower. We hear a little slip then BOOM...we immediately took at each other and start laughing hysterically. I go into the bathroom and make sure E's okay. I can't even get the words out because I'm laughing so hard. E ripped half the shower curtain down in her attempt to stay upright. She had quite the bruise on her derriere from that one.
We went to the sports bar one night to watch the Cowboys game. We also brought along SkipBo cards. We played an innocent game and then decided to play partners. Julie and Barbie were one team and Elizabeth and I were the other. If you hadn't guessed, I'm a tad competitive. Elizabeth had played the game exactly one time prior to our partner game and she should have never been my partner. Poor girl. I may have said, "I will kill you." and "I'm going to punch you in the face." during the game to poor E. It was all meant in jest, I swear! I love Bert and would never harm her...intentionally.
I know I am forgetting some great stories, so I expect the group to post them in the comments.
In conclusion, I had a fabulous time with my girls and we're already planning our next trip!
3 comments:
You forgot how the drunk girl's horrible friends decided that if she wanted to be in the pool, the best thing to do would be to put her sunglasses, tanning oil (not sunblock) and a wet towel on her, and go about their business. What a bunch of idiots.
You also forgot how I almost died on our way to the birthday dinner because we were driving through a monsoon at 100 mph. And what about Lisa's boyfriend the Armenian construction mogul?
And that I have 5 kids named...uh...Miller, Mike, Brant, CJ and Tom. I'd definitely say I deserved that vacation.
That is freakin' hilarious! I wish that they would bring quality theatre like that to Dallas!
And thank God I have good friends who would not allow me to make a total jackass of myself in public. Do you really think that you should let someone that drunk make decisions? I think not
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